ON MARCH 8, 2021

The Head of Growth at one of the largest and oldest cryptocurrency exchanges in the world, claimed that “Only morons buy IOTA”. A few months later, IOTA started its journey as the ultimate DLT with the most awaited network upgrade in IOTA’s history as an enabler of exciting new use-cases.

WE ARE MORONS, tokenizing a limited collection of physical real-world Moron trading cards, featuring 9,999 unique and exclusive cards crafted with real silver pigments and IOTA-related accessories. Each card includes a unique Moron character with the matching Digital Twin NFT holding the PFP NFT.

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Batch 1 – Exclusive Whitelist Sale

Only Moron NFT holders with early access will be able to purchase the first batch of physical Moron trading cards, along with their matching Digital Twin NFTs and PFP NFTs. This sale will offer discounted prices and the option to participate in a public and sustainable card burn-event, where physical cards will be burned and only the Digital Twin NFTs and PFP NFTs will be kept.

Batch 2 – Public Sale

The second batch of physical Moron trading cards with their matching Digital Twin NFTs and PFP NFTs will be available to the general public on Friday, April 7, 2023, 9 AM CEST until Saturday, April 8, 2023, 9 AM CEST. Like in batch 1, there will be the option to participate in a public and sustainable card burn-event, where only the Digital Twin NFTs and PFP NFTs will be kept.

Next batches – Public Sale

The next batches of physical Moron trading cards with their matching Digital Twin NFTs and PFP NFTs will be available to the general public. Like in batch 1, there will be the option to participate in a public and sustainable card burn-event, where only the Digital Twin NFTs and PFP NFTs will be kept.

The price of the cards with Digital Twin NFTs and PFP NFTs will increase with each subsequent batch released. Our partner, Tokenized Kiwi, will process the orders. Despite all efforts to comply with worldwide crypto regulations, orders on Tokenized Kiwi can only be paid in FIAT currency. For every successfully processed order and burn event, Tokenized Kiwi will donate one euro to the reforestation initiative Plant for the Planet. Proof of these donations and certificates will be made publicly available.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

The Head of Growth at one of the largest and oldest cryptocurrency exchanges in the world, claimed that “Only morons buy IOTA“. A few months later, IOTA started its journey as the ultimate DLT with the most awaited network upgrade in IOTA’s history as an enabler of exciting new use-cases. WE ARE MORONS, tokenizing 9,999 real-world Moron trading cards!
We have partnered with Tokenized Kiwi to bring our project to life, you can buy Morons on www.tokenized.kiwi once available. Tokenized Kiwi has put a lot of hard work and passion into managing all aspects of the manufacturing process for our physical trading cards. Additionally, they are providing us with the necessary infrastructure to distribute the cards worldwide, which we would not have been able to accomplish on our own.
Yes and no. Despite all efforts to comply with worldwide crypto regulations, orders on Tokenized Kiwi can only be paid in FIAT currency. The current state of cryptocurrency regulations and taxation is constantly changing, making it challenging to keep up and ensure to follow all rules and requirements when shipping physical goods. But we plan to burn batches of the physical trading cards and offer the NFTs in $SMR on an NFT marketplace.
The price of the cards with Digital Twin NFTs and PFP NFTs will increase with each subsequent batch released. The whitelist sale will offer discounted prices and only Moron NFT holders with early access will be able to purchase the first batch of physical Moron trading cards, along with their matching Digital Twin NFTs and PFP NFTs.
There are in total 9,999 unique Moron characters existing. Every of the 9,999 physical cards is drafted on an exclusive cardboard with real silver pigments and features a unique Moron character. Many of them are equipped with IOTA-related accessories, and all the characters will also be available as a Digital Twin NFT holding the PFP NFT.
You will get a random and unique physical Moron trading card and the associated Digital Twin NFT (virtual representation of the physical card) with the stand-alone character Profile Picture NFT (PFP) in combination. Every of the 9,999 physical cards is drafted on an exclusive cardboard with real silver pigments and features a unique Moron character, a unique number and a unique QR-Code on it. You have the option to burn your physical card in the order process to participate in a public and sustainable card burn event, where only the Digital Twin NFTs and PFP NFTs will be kept.
No, the Morons are not sold out. Follow us on Twitter or join our Discord to find out when we are going to release the next batch of Morons.
The Whitelist sale happened on March 16, 2023, from 7-10 PM CET. Only Moron NFT holders with early access were able to purchase the first batch of physical Moron trading cards, along with their matching Digital Twin NFTs and PFP NFTs. This sale offered discounted prices and the option to participate in a public and sustainable card burn-event, where physical cards were burned and only the Digital Twin NFTs and PFP NFTs were kept.

You may want to select the burn option during the ordering process if shipping the physical card to your country is not possible, if you want to remain anonymous, or if you wish to increase the value of the NFTs.

Yes. You can decide whether you want to burn your physical card in a public and sustainable burn-event in the order process. If choose to burn the physical card, you will only receive the Digital Twin NFT holding the PFP NFT. For every order and burn event, a tree is planted in partnership with Tokenized Kiwi and Plant for the Planet to support reforestation.
Yes. You can find all utility details here.

You can find the Morons rarity ranking here.

You can find the Morons burn events here.

You can find the Morons roadmap here.

The Promo Morons are a limited collection of physical trading cards and NFTs for promotional purposes only. In total, there are 200 promo cards in two different styles available: 100 in silver and 100 in white. The Promo Morons are sold out.

The Shimmer L1 transaction needs a minimum amount of tokens attached for storage deposit. It will fail if the amount transferred is less than this minimum amount and we don’t want to force the recipient of the NFT to replace the tokens in the storage deposit. To ensure a smooth and lasting experience for all users, whether they are NFT newbies or professionals, we will provide the storage deposit as a gift.
We are using Shimmer on layer 1.

Tokenization allows real-world assets to be managed, traded, bought, and sold on a distributed ledger technology. NFTs (non-fungible tokens) represent ownership of something unique, like a digital artwork or collectible. NFTs can also own other NFTs and fungible tokens. So you could also represent a car with all its separate components on a distributed ledger.

A Digital Twin is a virtual replica or a digital representation of a physical object. PFP stands for “Profile Picture” which are commonly used on social media platforms such as Twitter. NFTs (non-fungible tokens) can represent ownership of the Digital Twin and PFP.
Yes, NFTs can serve as wallets on Shimmer, which means they can receive and hold other NFTs or tokens to unlock exciting new use cases.

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